Nasty rodent story

Guess what I woke up to this morning.
A MOUSE!!!

ALIVE!!!

On the sticky pad in the middle of the kitchen!!!!

BARF!!

I totally started gagging! He was wiggling and trying to get off. I’m gagging now just typing this.
I’m not kidding. My stomach started to turn. And I got those barf burps you get just before you throw up . . .
So I couldn’t leave him there, he was right in front of the bathroom- stuck to the rug partly I might add!
Ugh!! I’m still so sick to my stomach about it!
So I’m freaking out. Screaming at the thing to stop moving!
Then when I walk past it, it totally starts squealing!! I start screaming at it to shut up! B/c the squealing is just making my stomach turn even more!! I try to find a huge bag. I get a long pole and tryed to push it into the bag on the floor.
Once I finally get him in the bag, he makes this HORRIBLE growling/hissing noise! Oh my gosh, I thought I was going to lose it right there!! Then he’s still flopping around in that bag, so I put that bag into a huge trash bag and sealed it up. The whole time of course I’m yelling at this thing and squealing myself!
So, I finally got ready to go running, holding back tossing my cookies. Everytime I walked past that bag I started to barf burp!! Took the bag out to the curb and then it took me at least 10 minutes of walking to finally calm down.
But, now that I’m here typing all this out, I’m totally all grossed out again and getting the burps!
Oh, they are so gross!!!!!